YOU FOUND ME!!!

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this is my self insert darling! darling is not actually their name buts thats what evryone calls them.

art student in their last year, any pronouns except they get refered to by masc pronouns when theyre not dressed up, always wear comfy or flowy clothes that hide the chest (SHRODINGERS BOOBS??)

HERES THE REF SHEET!

IN MY HEAD darling was like photocopying some doujing pages they were working on at some store idk and then fucked up and suddenlly all the papers are scattered everywhere!!! noooo the gay porn!!! and karamatsu is like oh hang on let me help u with those my good sir (darling is dressed like a mess here) and darling is so fucking embarrassed but still goes like ummm thank youuu??? and karamatsu is like of course! no need to thank me!! karmatsu matsuno!!! and darling is like waaaa he so nice and doesnt think im a freak for LITERALLY PRINTING GAY PORN IN PUBLIC WHAT THE FUCK anyway they do small talk with like ah yes great work here get home safe dont lose those papers again yes sir yes sir!!

karamatsu goes on with his life but darling i slike waaa he was so nice i wanna be friends or something but idk if i will everrr find him again siiighhh. buut like one week later darling is all dressed up in theyr way to the city museum bc they help out there but still have some tinme to kill to get there and on the way they see karmatsu in the distance and darling is like oh! i can say hi!! so they go but bc they r dressed more cutesy now karamatsu inmediatelly starts doing his bit before darling even says hi hes like: "AH YES OUR FATED MEETING WAS WRITTEN IN THE STARS!! YES IVE BEEN SEEING U IN MY DREAMS AND MAY IT BE FATE THAT HAS BROUGHT U TOGETHERE¿ RIGHT NOW MY **DARLING**!!" or something like that and darling is an idiot so they go "OMG HE REMEMBERS ME FROM LAST TIME! AND HE WANTS ME TO KEEP HIM COMPANY!! OR SOMETHING IM NOT SURE WHATS HE TALKING ABOUT!" point is darling doesnt ask for his name cause they already know it and karamatsu quite literally just names them darling and then they go on a not date to the museum cause i say so

dont get me wrong i ship them but also theyre both so fail at this bc darling is an airhead and karamatsu is....karamatsu

they would be the kind of ship that starts dating without knowing which i find funny bc karamatsu would make a big deal out of asking darling out and darling would be like oh as a friend right and would miss every romance cue ever but then when darling would be like hey are we dating and karamatsuu would be like *dies from both exasperation and relief* and then darling would be too concerned about getting him to the hospital and forgeta about the dating part im hjust having fun here

darling has TWO hands, (LOL)

i made this comic to ilustrate the kind of relationship they have (at this point theyre not dating osomatsu is just being a dick lol)

oh yeah i also made these drawings from the hesokuri wars au karamatsu office love where karamatsu is the office newbie and everyone fights for the same girl i dont even know what happens there but i wanted to draw darling with office clothes lol

what even kind of office is there? choromatsu is the HR manager he was suppossed to get darling the tour but forgot so now th e OTHER newbie goes around showing the new guy around, so silly theyre not even on the same department!

omg theyre matching ❤